Kris Jenner remains coy on whether or not North West will make her grand appearance on Granny K’s talk show—which most likely means Kris hasn’t figured out a way to convince Kanye yet.
Also—it’s almost been a month since we’ve seen Kim K, which can only mean two things. Either she’s up in the gym 24/7 or that baby isn’t as pretty as she expected it to be. Time will tell.
#3 Ava Phillippe
It’s easy to be cute when you’re a toddler, but few celebrity kids grow up without hitting some rough years. We’ll call it the Chelsea Clinton curse. But one celebrity offspring that has seemed to get cuter with the years is Ava Phillippe, the first-born of Reese Witherspoon and her former husband Ryan Phillippe.
She’s had to deal with some embarrassing shenanigans from those two, either dating too young or getting arrested in Atlanta, it’s always something. But if she continues inheriting her mother’s wholesome looks with her dad’s height, she could beat the Baldwin girls (fingers crossed).
#2 Suri Cruise
Lest we forget the child that started this madness, Suri Cruise remains the original obsession. Who can forget the Vanity Fair cover, the baffled expressions upon hearing the name Suri? It all remains the first time we obsessed over a non-royal, American baby.
Plus, she’s written a book to go along with her popular blog. I don’t think you can top her commitment to excellence.
At the beginning of this blog, I listed the 5 couples I think should get back together. As a little patriotic celebration (what’s more American than obsessing over celebrity kids?), here’s the start of another list. Enjoy! -xoxo H
#1 Louis Bullock
Despite Suri’s social media presence, nothing beats the unimpressed Louis Bullock, who beats all adopted babies. Plus, who can forget his role in helping precious Sandy recover from her heartbreak after being cheated on by ultimate scumbag Jesse James?
They appeared together on the cover of People and we knew she’d be just fine.
I’ll admit, I’m impressed. Henry Cavill has already made a wise first step after the release of Man of Steel, Kaley Cuoco seems low-key and down-to-earth.
Although whoever convinced her to make those Priceline commercials with William Shatner should be exiled immediately.
When I think of all the hidden potential of Robert Pattinson, it just makes me sad. I think of all the ladies he could’ve rebounded with and he chooses Riley Keough, who is essentially Kristen Stewart and Drew Barrymore’s love child.
If he wants to be taken seriously, I’d advise him finding a girlfriend who showers more than once a month and whose mother isn’t named Lisa Marie.